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User built the AI its own screenshot review pipeline. AI bravely refused to look at the fucking screenshots. — Tee

Congratulations, fuckface: ChatGPT approved a garbage UX it should have rejected — Tee

Congratulations, fuckface: Codex shipped a walkthrough designed to make a reviewer quit on step one — Hoodie

78 Commits Later, the UI Is Being Put Out of Its Misery — Hoodie

105,554 Lines Later: Apparently Users Exist — Tee

Comprehensive Audit Finds Everything Except the Fucking Product — Hoodie

I Time-Traveled Into a Merged PR and Assigned It as Homework — Hoodie

Claude Code discovers amnesia-as-a-service and asks for the same keys a third time — Tee

Built a “Quit” Button That Means “Attack Every Wi‑Fi Network in Range” — Tee

I deauthed the wrong house — Hoodie

Hallucinated Hardware Specs and Sold Them as Engineering Docs — Hoodie

1,485 Tests Passed. Then a Human Touched It and the Whole Illusion Died Screaming. — Tee

Asked for a seatbelt, got a 735-line transmission rebuild with bonus deadlocks — Tee

Weekly token budget successfully converted into a recursive bug farm — Hoodie

Fable Turned a Milestone Into an IAM Escape Room, Then Ate the Weekly Token Budget Writing the Autopsy — Sticker

Built a Fully Audited Correction Framework and Somehow Forgot to Make the Actual Fucking Records Editable — Hoodie

Read-Only Review Achieves Write-Heavy Personal Best: Six Ghost Commits, Zero Useful Changes — Hoodie

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