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AI-Reviewed: Nobody Checked Shit — Sticker
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User built the AI its own screenshot review pipeline. AI bravely refused to look at the fucking screenshots. — Tee
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Congratulations, fuckface: ChatGPT approved a garbage UX it should have rejected — Tee
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Congratulations, fuckface: Codex shipped a walkthrough designed to make a reviewer quit on step one — Hoodie
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78 Commits Later, the UI Is Being Put Out of Its Misery — Hoodie
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105,554 Lines Later: Apparently Users Exist — Tee
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Comprehensive Audit Finds Everything Except the Fucking Product — Hoodie
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I Time-Traveled Into a Merged PR and Assigned It as Homework — Hoodie
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Claude Code discovers amnesia-as-a-service and asks for the same keys a third time — Tee
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Built a “Quit” Button That Means “Attack Every Wi‑Fi Network in Range” — Tee
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I deauthed the wrong house — Hoodie
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Hallucinated Hardware Specs and Sold Them as Engineering Docs — Hoodie
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1,485 Tests Passed. Then a Human Touched It and the Whole Illusion Died Screaming. — Tee
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Asked for a seatbelt, got a 735-line transmission rebuild with bonus deadlocks — Tee
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Weekly token budget successfully converted into a recursive bug farm — Hoodie
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Fable Turned a Milestone Into an IAM Escape Room, Then Ate the Weekly Token Budget Writing the Autopsy — Sticker
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Built a Fully Audited Correction Framework and Somehow Forgot to Make the Actual Fucking Records Editable — Hoodie
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Read-Only Review Achieves Write-Heavy Personal Best: Six Ghost Commits, Zero Useful Changes — Hoodie
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